Some points to remember [about animals]: (1) Don't go to sleep under big animals, e.g., elephants, rhinoceri, hippopotamuses; (2) Don't put animals with sharp teeth or poisonous fangs down the front of your clothes; (3) Don't pat certain animals, e.g., crocodiles and scorpions or dogs you have just kicked. -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac" CONTEXT_DOCUMENT_ROOT: /usr/local/www/apache24/data CONTEXT_PREFIX: DOCUMENT_ROOT: /usr/local/www/apache24/data GATEWAY_INTERFACE: CGI/1.1 HTTP_ACCEPT: */* HTTP_ACCEPT_ENCODING: gzip, br, zstd, deflate HTTP_CACHE_CONTROL: max-age=259200 HTTP_CONNECTION: keep-alive HTTP_HOST: relays.lweb.ca HTTP_USER_AGENT: Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com) HTTP_VIA: 1.1 squid-proxy-5b5d847c96-5tmmn (squid/6.10) HTTP_X_FORWARDED_FOR: 10.3.242.19 LD_LIBRARY_PATH: /usr/local/lib PATH: /sbin:/bin:/usr/sbin:/usr/bin QUERY_STRING: REMOTE_ADDR: 216.73.216.244 REMOTE_PORT: 50214 REQUEST_METHOD: GET REQUEST_SCHEME: http REQUEST_URI: / SCRIPT_FILENAME: /usr/local/www/apache24/data/index.cgi SCRIPT_NAME: /index.cgi SERVER_ADDR: 23.138.128.122 SERVER_ADMIN: support@lweb.ca SERVER_NAME: relays.lweb.ca SERVER_PORT: 80 SERVER_PROTOCOL: HTTP/1.1 SERVER_SIGNATURE: SERVER_SOFTWARE: Apache/2.4.41 (FreeBSD) OpenSSL/1.1.1d-freebsd PHP/7.2.26